What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:32
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
31 Little Upgrades To Your Day-To-Day That Won't Sound Life-Changing…Until You Try Them - BuzzFeed
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Next, they tried...